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Baseball Players As Complete Sentences

by Jeff Sullivan • Feb 3, 2011 7:41 PM EST

After giving this a brief trial on Twitter, here's the current list:

J.D. Drew
Josh Fields
Ernie Banks
Pete Rose
Don Drysdale
Roy Oswalt
Jorge Cantu
Travis Wood
Elmer Dessens

Who else can you come up with?

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Grady Sizemore

Just because this post may not contain a pun, I have not surrendered my pun-alienable rights.

by thehemogoblin on Feb 3, 2011 7:46 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Corey Patterson

Troy Patton is the Roger Thornhill of the Baltimore Orioles.

by Andrew_G on Feb 3, 2011 7:47 PM EST reply actions  

I had a couple up on Twitter.

David Wright (David – Write!)

And in the vein of Travis Wood – Dan Wilson

by KingCorran on Feb 3, 2011 7:49 PM EST reply actions  

David Newhan

Troy Patton is the Roger Thornhill of the Baltimore Orioles.

by Andrew_G on Feb 3, 2011 7:55 PM EST reply actions  

And finally...

Chin-Lung Hu

Chin-Lung…Who?

by DonFowler on Feb 3, 2011 7:56 PM EST reply actions  

Wasn't sure...

whether to recommend or to flag?

Fireside Chats, the best Red Sox podcast on the web (or off it)
twitter: @tdaloisio

by tdaloisio on Feb 3, 2011 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

If you can use that one...

then how about Rollie Fingers?

In the game of chess, you can never let your adversary see your pieces.

by jsimon66 on Feb 3, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh OH!

Philip Hughes RA Dickey
(Philip Yous are a Dickey)
… anyone?

by Guy Allen Davis on Feb 4, 2011 10:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Mark Carreon
Brandon Phillips
Mark Portugal
Lance Berkman
Cal Ripken
Ralph Good
Dick Hyde
Skip Schumaker
Charlie Neal

by Grant Brisbee on Feb 3, 2011 8:06 PM EST reply actions  

Joe Saunders

Troy Patton is the Roger Thornhill of the Baltimore Orioles.

by Andrew_G on Feb 3, 2011 8:15 PM EST reply actions  

"Randy Ready?"

“Chris, Sabo!”
Scot Shields
Tyler Flowers

by ThomasG on Feb 3, 2011 8:48 PM EST reply actions  

Laynce/Jayson Nix

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 3, 2011 9:54 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

David Weathers.

It ain’t pretty.

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 3, 2011 10:11 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rick Waits.

This is a blast.

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 3, 2011 10:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Tim Raines.

Done.

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 3, 2011 10:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Jim Palmer.

OK, really done.

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 3, 2011 10:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Pittsburgh Pirates.

It’s true. Check out how much bandwidth that city uses.

by SeattExPat on Feb 3, 2011 10:09 PM EST reply actions  

Count Sensenderfer

If commands are allowed.

THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT SHOULD BE POOTY GOO

by Jim Margalus on Feb 3, 2011 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

Ron Darling

Gary Cohen (co-hen)
Keith Hernandez (her nan does?)

by Guy Allen Davis on Feb 4, 2011 3:57 AM EST reply actions  

Couple More

Bob Walk
Bruce/Dan Fields

by Brocktune on Feb 4, 2011 9:11 AM EST reply actions  

To complete my White Sox list:

Britt Burns (ouch), Chris Getz, Gary Peters, and my personal favorite, Warren Newsome.

And a great one: Matt Stairs.

"One thought driven home is better than three left on base."

by winningugly on Feb 4, 2011 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

my Astros list

Michael Bourn
Doug Brocail
Jeff Bagwell (he works at Safeway)
Skip Guinn
Derrick May
Tommy Helms
Jimmy Wynn
Robbie Wine
David Weathers

by bowie_ on Feb 4, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Phil McCracken

played against him in little league, ’82

by bowie_ on Feb 4, 2011 3:18 PM EST reply actions  

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