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On Lousy Announcers, And The Importance Of Being Critical

Feb 4, 2011 - Much like Derek Jeter's defense or the significance of steroid use, announcer quality is one of those automatic conversation starters. In every sport, really; this is by no means limited to baseball. It seems like everyone has an opinion of the announcers, and most everyone agrees that, with rare exception (other than hometown announcers, who tend to be looked upon favorably), the announcers are bad. And a very particular kind of bad - most often, the announcers are considered un- or under-informed.

Entire blogs have been dedicated to the subject, beyond the inimitable Fire Joe Morgan. But you don't need to visit one of them to find a discussion. On message boards, on blogs, on Facebook, and on Twitter, you will find during any game critiques of something an announcer has said. No broadcast is immune, although it tends to be the national sort that provokes the strongest reaction. If an announcer says something that is absolutely wrong, or even just possibly wrong, it will not escape the internet's attention.

So it's a popular topic, and, for many, a tired one. The conversation usually ends with someone telling another to simply tune the announcers out, or to otherwise pay them little attention. And, honestly, this can work. If you know ahead of time that the announcers in a given game aren't going to say much of value, you can follow the action while ignoring the words. This makes for a handy solution.

But what if you don't know that ahead of time? What of the more casual or developing fan? I think it's worth taking a quick step back to understand just why the battle against lousy announcers is a fight worth fighting.

This all came to mind while I was watching a hockey game the other night. I was at no point struck by how inaccurate or specious the reasoning of the broadcasters was, but that's just the thing. I didn't know, and my inclination was to trust them.

I understand baseball. Watching a game, I can develop my own narrative, and I have little need for someone else to do it for me. So, I can tune the announcers out, no problem. It isn't the same with hockey. While I've been a fan of hockey for as long as I've been a fan of baseball, my understanding is far more limited, and I find that I rely on the announcers to tell me what I need to know. And, assuming that others are like me, that's problematic.

How much of my current understanding of hockey grew out of what I picked up from announcers and various talking heads on highlight shows? I can't put a number to it, but I think the answer is "a lot". And how much of my current understanding of hockey is factually correct? I have absolutely no idea. I've just learned from that to which I've been exposed.

That's the issue. For so many people, the guys on the air serve as the instructors. They build the foundation of one's knowledge of a game, and from there, they may build the walls and the roof. There are often other contributors - friends, family, people on the internet - but then, one must consider how they've come to know what they know as well. It stands to reason that many of them have also been informed by the mouths on TV, and suddenly, you end up really having to trust that those on-air commentators know what they're talking about.

Which, too often, they don't. I don't need to delve into a bunch of specific examples, but as a hardcore baseball fan, I can tell you that many baseball announcers say an awful lot of things that just aren't true. I imagine this is probably the case with every sport. Every sport has its clichés and its conventional wisdom, and every broadcast has a lot of air time that has to be filled. The more time there is to fill, the more time there is to say something wrong.

The inevitable end result of an erroneous broadcast is the spread of erroneous information, and that erroneous information can and will be assumed to be truthful by those who don't know any better. It isn't their fault. They're trying to learn. They're just being taught by bad teachers. But still, you end up with this huge population of people who don't know that a lot of the things they think are wrong, and they tend to be resistant to attempts to re-educate. Why would announcers - professionals - have led them astray?

I suppose this is only as big a problem as your desire to have enlightened, informed conversation. If you don't care to know very much, fine. You're free to enjoy watching sports however you like. And if you're content to watch sports without interacting very much with other people, that's fine too. But I can vouch for how much more enjoyable the whole experience can be when you're chatting with people who really know their stuff, and developing a more knowledgeable, savvy average fan should be the mission not of the few, but the many.

We can tune bad announcers out. We can ignore the talking heads, and we'll find ourselves annoyed less often because of it. But the fight against lousy announcing isn't a fight we should surrender. We must remain vigilant, endlessly vigilant, because a more informed public is as noble a goal as any I can imagine.

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We ought to start a petition

For the new ESPN announcers: Jeff Sullivan and Rob Neyer

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by TheLoneDavid on Feb 4, 2011 3:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Now wait a minute

We just got Rob to move over here. I’m not sure I’m ready to give him up just yet.

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by Brandon Larrabee on Feb 4, 2011 9:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Great write up.

Whenever I forget how bad announcers can be I listen to Suszyn Waldman screaming about Roger Clemens being in Steinbrenner’s box.

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by RexTookMyStash on Feb 4, 2011 3:16 PM EST reply actions  

And Waldman is roughly 10,000,000 times better than her broadcast partner. John Sterling pairs a stunning lack of knowledge with the most annoying shtick in the history of broadcasting. It’s really pretty impressive he’s crammed that much pathetic into one package.

by realitypolice on Feb 4, 2011 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

He really is insufferable.

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by Bloggy on Feb 4, 2011 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I really wish you had provided some specific examples

because as much as do find that announcers make highly irrelevant comments and express poor judgement from time to time, I don’t know that them saying things that are flat out wrong or completely false is as much of a problem.

So you’re article, without the adequate evidence and support, seems to me to be as fallible as the announcers you criticize.

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by JerseyTigerFan on Feb 4, 2011 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Joe Morgan

that guy is flat out wrong more often than he is close to being right

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by jpdtrmpt72 on Feb 5, 2011 3:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You lost me at 'you're article',

but I suspect you’re (your?) not the intended audience for this post. I don’t think its a very controversial statement that there are a good lot of baseball announcers who say things that aren’t very smart.

by JPFinsCanes on Feb 7, 2011 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

The old FSN Midwest duo of Joe Buck and Al Hrabosky caused me bodily harm

I think I stabbed forks into my ears on numerous occasions.

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by crolfer on Feb 5, 2011 11:54 AM EST reply actions  

Announcing is one of those jobs that seems really cool, and most people feel like they could do it.

That’s at least part of why we are so critical of it. That makes it different than, say, being an engineer.

But in reality, announcing is pretty hard. Granted, it’s not hard to study the sport that you are paid to broadcast about…but I’m talking more about voice intonation (you can’t have a nasal voice, or a lisp, or any type of speech impediment, which eliminates a huge portion of our population), carrying on a pleasant conversation for three hours, thinking quickly, etc. Those are definitely some barriers.

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by notsellingjeans on Feb 5, 2011 12:02 PM EST reply actions  

The Dodgers' announcers are pretty good...

Vin Scully is a Hall of Famer. Charley Steiner is very good. Rick Monday’s not too terrible and doesn’t say much.

Of course, they are radio announcers. It’s nearly always right to turn off the TV’s sound and play the radio instead.

by Jeff! on Feb 5, 2011 3:23 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

rant, rant, rant

Scully is godly and Monday is a decent color guy but Steiner is God-awful. The man goes nuts at every flyball, winding up his home run call from the crack of the bat until the ball finally finds its home in the left-fielder’s mitt ten feet short of the warning track. He SHOUTS into the mic when something exciting happens, his fervent stupor preventing him from giving us an accurate description of what is happening. Back when he was just the road TV guy it was okay because at least you had the game playing in front of you so you knew when he was exaggerating or not. Now that he’s just radio, it’s awful.

I recall a game last season, vs. the Cards, at Chavez Ravine. Broxton is in trying to hammer down the ninth (naturally enough, not doing it) and Y. Molina steps up to bat. A paraphrased version of the call:

Steiner: “And the offering… a high fly ball… deeeeeeeeeeeep center field. MATT KEMP IS ON HIS HORSE. BACK TO THE TRACK HE’S AT THE WALL… and… OH MY GOODNESS WHAT A MAGNIFICENT GAME-ENDING CATCH BY MATT KEMP!!!!”

silence

silence

silence

Monday: “…it looks like the umpire is signaling a ground-rule double.”

I nearly broke my hand beating my steering wheel. Steiner’s a joke. So are Eric Collins and Steve Lyons. Collins is another screamer. Lyons is insane. And both of them are huge homers. That’s another part of baseball announcing I can’t stand – commentators who are supposed to be providing accounts and descriptions of the game actually audibly cheering for one side. That’s why Vin will always be the best.

Okay,

/endrant

by la90090 on Feb 7, 2011 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I really dislike Joe Buck

I muted the TV during the playoffs. All they could talk about was how wonderful the Ranger’s were for making their starters go deeper into games. That there are no facts to support this idea (other than Nolan Ryan said so) was apparently irrelevant.

by Pflood83 on Feb 7, 2011 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

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