Alternate Names For The Dead Arm Phenomenon

According to this article in the LA Times, Angels starter Dan Haren has mostly recovered from a recent bout of dead arm. This, of course, is impossible, so I think it's high time we give it a new name. Some ideas:

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Tired arm
Sleepy arm
Sluggish arm
Groggy arm
Lazy arm
Bad arm
Weak arm
Dormant arm (iffy)
Annoying arm
Not good enough arm
Stupid arm

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