Lenny Dykstra, Craigslist, Indecency, And The Suspension Of Disbelief

Lenny Dykstra, the extroverted yin to Jose Canseco's introspective yang, is back in the news, and that usually means he got arrested for something insane. And... Sure enough! It seems like somebody told Lenny that you could pick up women on Craigslist, but he never found the 'personals' section.

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From the L.A. Times:

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Former baseball star Lenny Dykstra has been charged with indecent exposure for allegedly exposing himself to women responding to his ads on Craigslist.

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In each incident, the release said, Dykstra allegedly placed an ad on Craigslist requesting personal assistant or housekeeping services. The release said that when the women met Dykstra, he allegedly informed the women the job required them to give a massage, and allegedly exposed himself to them.

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Pretty amazing, sure, but you know... after hearing about his identify theft, HGH, ectsasy, and grand theft auto charges from earlier this summer, it's pretty tough to be amazed by anything at this point. Hang in there, Nails!

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