Really have to admire Ozzie Guillen's ability to be open and honest. He's going to speak his mind no matter what, even if his own words don't paint him in a great light.

So, what does Ozzie do on the road at night? He gets hammered drunk, of course (via The Palm Beach Post).

"Get drunk and go to sleep.

"I get drunk because I'm happy because we won or get drunk because I'm very sad and disturbed because we lose. Same routine. for 25, 28 years. It hasn't changed. I don't like to go out."

And what about exploring the city, seeing the sights and taking in the sounds? Nope, too damn drunk to do that.

"I don't have time," he said. "I have to be (at the stadium) early, and I go to sleep so drunk I have to recover until 11 o'clock."

Not sure that's the most healthy thing in the world, but damned if he isn't quotable.