Yelp reviews of the 2013 Blue Jays season

Because everyone needs something to complain about. And everyone should see those complaints all the time.

We love reviews on Yelp. And we really wish there was a version of Yelp we could use for sports, so you could know which ones were worth avoiding without having to go through all that work of "following sports." So we invented a fake Yelp! Enjoy our fictional reviews of real sports things, beginning with these fake fan takes on the 2013 Blue Jays season.

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Feel free to write your own fake review below!

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