#Lookit

This Max Scherzer bobblehead is terrifying

Please stop looking at me, bobblehead.

Listen, it's not the eyes. This is Max Scherzer, we're all used to that. His bobblehead is still terrifying, though:

That smile makes Bobble Scherzer look like the Joker without his makeup on, or like he knows a terrible secret about you. That secret possibly being that he's going to steal your soul while you sleep.

As if it weren't frightening enough to begin with, it's a life-sized bobblehead. I am never going outside again.

UPDATE: There is also a Tommy LaSorda life-sized bobblehead:

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

SB NATION DOES NOT ENDORSE LIFE-SIZED BOBBLEHEADS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM

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