Listen, it's not the eyes. This is Max Scherzer, we're all used to that. His bobblehead is still terrifying, though:
That smile makes Bobble Scherzer look like the Joker without his makeup on, or like he knows a terrible secret about you. That secret possibly being that he's going to steal your soul while you sleep.
As if it weren't frightening enough to begin with, it's a life-sized bobblehead. I am never going outside again.
UPDATE: There is also a Tommy LaSorda life-sized bobblehead:
Just a man and his life-sized bobblehead: pic.twitter.com/1gCRUJd95k— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) March 31, 2014
SB NATION DOES NOT ENDORSE LIFE-SIZED BOBBLEHEADS IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM