Hello, I am Yasiel Puig. I play like I have bees in my pants, but occasionally I play like the bees dipped their stingers in laudanum.
But before you get mad at me for lollygagging and nonchalantly stabbing at lazy fly balls, don't forget that I can do this, too:
I am Yasiel Puig.
"With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and to-morrow speak what to-morrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said to-day. — 'Ah, so you shall be sure to be misunderstood.' — Is it so bad, then, to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson