And just for the hell of it:
On Thursday, July 26th, the Seattle Mariners beat the Kansas City Royals 4-1. Jason Vargas tossed eight strong innings and the offense wasn't completely terrible.
Royals Lose to Laughably Bad Mariners, Are Laughable Worse. The Royals managed two hits tonight. Scratch that. Billy Butler managed two hits tonight. The rest of the Royals were shut down by Jason Vargas for eight innings.