Elmer Dessens

San Francisco Giants #64 - Pitcher

  • Born: 01/13/71
  • Age: 43
  • Height: 5-11
  • Weight: 200

Starters haven't won in 2 weeks

Fife is 0-2 with a 3.51 ERA in six career starts, and the Dodgers have scored 16 total runs in those games.

This Date in Mets History: January 13

Kevin Mitchell is another year older and wiser. Well, he's definitely older. One hopes on the latter.

Happy Birthday, Elmer Dessens

The last man ever to win a game at County Stadium turns 42 today.

Haikus for the minor-league deals.

Elmer Dessens Strangely competent Decent stopgap, this old horse Glue factory soon Edgar Gonzalez Nice infield depth He's one part Kevin Frandsen One part Frank Stallone Justin Christian Some...

Amazin' Avenue Mets Awards: Worst Relief Pitcher

Despite throwing just 13 innings in relief, Oliver Perez gets our award for Worst Relief Pitcher.

Brewers 3, Mets 4

W: Elmer Dessens (4-2)L: John Axford (8-2) HR: Corey Hart (31), David Wright (27) MVP: Randy Wolf (+.123)LVP: John Axford (-.140) Win Expectancy GraphSBNation CoverageI missed about 90% of this...

Marlins 5, Mets 2: The Dessens Of Man

Mike Pelfrey had a solid outing for the Mets but Elmer Dessens allowed a three-run home run to Gaby Sanchez in the bottom of the eighth as the Marlins took the game, 5-2.

Remembering Dayton Moore's First Deadline: An Irrelevant Perspective

The calendar moves faster each year, doesn't it? I remember the first deadline of the Dayton Moore Era well. It was 2006, and this site was just starting to find a handful (literally) of readers....

Mets 5, Nationals 3: Niese Gets Win, Rodriguez The "Save"

The Mets held on for a 5-3 win over the Nationals despite Jerry Manuel's best efforts to throw it all away because of something a sportswriter invented.

Sadly Bad Articles Will Continue to Doom Terrible Writers

Jeff Pearlman is writing about the Pirates again, this time about how they're going to sign Nomar Garciaparra, a player they have never been connected to and have no particular use for: You are...

Why? Mets Sign Elmer Dessens to Minor League Deal

Mets Sign Elmer Dessens to Minor League Deal

Replacement Level Mets Update: Elmer Dessens and Wilson Valdez

Replacement Level Mets Updates: Elmer Dessens and Wilson Valdez

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