The Minnesota Twins Are Like a Beer
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| Year | Team | G | GS | W | L | SV | CG | SHO | IP | H | R | ER | HR | BB | K | ERA | WHIP |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2004 | 3 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 12 | 8 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 22 | 2.25 | 1.00 | |
| 2005 | 10 | 9 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 55 | 41 | 14 | 13 | 2 | 13 | 66 | 2.13 | .980 | |
| 2006 | Twins | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5.2 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 6 | 1.59 | .530 |
| 2006 | 23 | 23 | 4 | 11 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 117.1 | 109 | 60 | 51 | 11 | 45 | 131 | 3.91 | 1.31 | |
| 2007 | Twins | 19 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 28.2 | 23 | 10 | 10 | 2 | 12 | 20 | 3.14 | 1.22 |
| 2007 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 6 | 1.80 | 1.00 | |
| 2008 | Twins | 26 | 26 | 12 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 151 | 183 | 81 | 74 | 25 | 39 | 74 | 4.41 | 1.47 |
| 2008 | 7 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 33.1 | 28 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 19 | 27 | 2.97 | 1.41 | |
| 2009 | Twins | 18 | 17 | 6 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 96.1 | 120 | 64 | 63 | 13 | 23 | 45 | 5.89 | 1.48 |
| 2009 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0.00 | .000 | |
| 2010 | Twins | 13 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21.2 | 29 | 16 | 14 | 3 | 5 | 14 | 5.82 | 1.57 |
| 2010 | 26 | 24 | 4 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 124 | 160 | 91 | 80 | 14 | 36 | 98 | 5.81 | 1.58 | |
| 2011 | Twins | 65 | 0 | 4 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 61.2 | 55 | 19 | 17 | 2 | 21 | 65 | 2.48 | 1.23 |
| 2011 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 0.00 | 1.33 | |
| 2012 | Twins | 70 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 16 | 0 | 0 | 70.1 | 57 | 25 | 20 | 8 | 16 | 78 | 2.56 | 1.04 |
| Career Total | 215 | 44 | 26 | 17 | 18 | 0 | 0 | 435.1 | 470 | 216 | 199 | 53 | 116 | 302 | 4.11 | 1.35 | |
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