Your buddy attended Sunday's race at Martinsville Speedway while you were at home watching on TV. Here are the texts he sent you from the track:
Just got to MVILLE baby!!!!1 gonna be an awesome day
Where do they sell the hot dogs ? Do u know? Wonder if I can eat like 20 w/o gettin sick????haha
Damnnnnn this place is small. When it rains, Smoke's firesuit could cover the whole track...like a tent LOL
Hey why is there such a long line at the red Bull merchandise place??? man there are soooo many chicks in line there today! helloooo ladies
DUdE totally just saw jimmy johnson on a golf cart. what a LOSER!!!! I hate that guy
Alright heading inside already. these 1 pm starts are KILLER.......not enuf time to get your drink on. Wazzup with that FRANCE???? hahaha
YEAHHHH thats right....just ate my first dog of the day. was only 2 bucks. crazy right??? i'm gonna buy 5 more
This place is awesome!!! Not a bad seat here. track aint very wide tho....skinny like kyle bush's girlfriend. LOL ... Damn she's hotttt
HAHAHA I just booed the CRAP out of jimmy johnson when he was on the stage!! i said "you suck johnson!!!" got some high fives for that! i hate that guy
Whaaaaat? every1 cheered for Tony but booed Kyle??? theyre like the same guy! WINNERS who speak their mind
Whose your pick man?? huge upset coming today...Montana wins it
Oops, meant Montoya. Stupid auto-correct!
Green flag!! HELL YEAH!!! Hamlin prob gonna dominate early on i guess
Hey you watching this? Burton is leading. remember ward burton? that guy was hilarious. i bet if ward burton came back it would fix all nascar's problems and get the fans back
You know what else would help fix the attendance? FREE BEER!! haha OMG they should pay me for these ideas
Or at least give me free beer
Haha Ambrose is crazy. He drives like hes playing Australian Rules Football. BAM! You ever watch that? AWESOME! I bet nfl would have way better ratings if they had australian rules.
Where's ambrose driving next year? Petty right? the KING man.
Hey settle a bet for me: The guy behind me says Petty doesn't own that team. false right?
Whaaat? You just cost me a hot dog. Oh well...I'm on number 8 anyway haha
They might shut Petty's team down??? whered you hear that???
Oh OK. i hadnt been on jayski lately....had to choose cable tv or internet. TV WON haha. tough times
Dude Harvicks pit crew is on fire today. They've gotten a lot faster since last week...someone should drug test those guys LOL
WOW there was almost a wreck on the restart! They were all bumping! it was probably jimmy's fault. nascar lets him get away with everything. i hate that guy
Whoaaaaaaa!! Hornish and Scott Speed took out ragan smith! remember when ragan smith tried to cheat smoke out of a win at Dega? nice try RAGAN. you just got served. karma, son!
HEY!!! That JERK MARK MARTIN tried to get in Dinger's way!!!1!! I'm pissed!! That geezer needs a whoopin! At least AJ has class. go away old man
LOL guess what? Dale Jr is restarting third. Crazy, right? It wont last. 88 team has a great crew chief, but driver can't drive
Two hours in and the race is only halfway over!!!! the longer the better baby! time for some more DAWGS! I'm up to 13.
Hey man....weird question but how did Dale Jr get the lead? I fell asleep for a minute there then everyone started cheering and i woke up. musta been the sun and the beers LOL
OMG everyone is going cRaZy for Juuuuunior! this is nuts!!!! see, i told you he could still drive!!
No way! I never said he was washed up! Ur putting words in my mouth!!! Whatever man.
I totally called this. Remember last week when I said Dale Jr would win at Martinsville?
Hornish just did another caution!!!! OMG where did they get this guy from? Had he ever raced before nascar?
WTH!? Burton is getting in Harvicks way!!! Did u see that??? Old man needs to step aside for a REAL driver. Burton is holding up the track. Go retire like ward!
Well Harvick took over the lead. I TOLD YOU junior was washed up! this one lady wearing an 88 shirt next to me is crying. every1 is sad. LOL
YEAHAHAHAAH go Kurt BUSH!!!!! Kurt wrecked GORDON!!!!! haaaaaaaaa. everyones cheering. jeff gordon is so lame.
Gordon is such a whiner...no wonder he doesn't have a sponsor. glad to see GOOD GUYS like harvick stewart and kurt bush getting big-time companies to sponsor them next year.
KENNY SCHRADER is back!!! He's leading on this restart!!! Watch him hold everyone off and win this thing! This is what nascar needs!!
Aw crap. Poor schrader
Look at this!!! Kyle bush is going to wreck JIMMY!! That's right JIMMY. Kyle ain't taking nothing from no one
Take a note, Johnson...you see how Kyle is driving? THAT is how real champions race
Harvick has got this thing in the bag. I'm taking off...gotta beat the traffic! Nice win Happy!
I stopped for three more hot dogs on the way out LOL ... I think I beat 20. Is that a record?
Hey, you still watchin??? Who won?
HAMLIN won? Who cares...Glad I left. Where'd Jimmy finish? I hate that guy
For more texts from your friend, here's what he sent after the Rangers-Rays baseball playoff game.