Our satire expert @nascarcasm just wrote in to tell us he received the following press release today:
From: Stewart-Haas Racing
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Think a churlish interview would be detrimental to a NASCAR driver? Think again!
Stewart-Haas Racing is pleased to announce new sponsors for the 2012 season, based entirely on 2011 Sprint Cup Champion Tony Stewart's now-legendary "tongue-in-cheek" post-race interview at Talladega. They are as follows: