Hint: The 2012 NBA draft will begin with Anthony Davis going first overall to New Orleans. But from No. 2 on, we're not really sure what will happen, as 59 other players figure out their NBA destinations.

Here's the order for Thursday night's draft, barring the 40 or so trades that will happen by the end of the evening.

First round:

1. New Orleans Hornets
2. Charlotte Bobcats
3. Washington Wizards
4. Cleveland Cavaliers
5. Sacramento Kings
6. Portland Trail Blazers
7. Golden State Warriors
8. Toronto Raptors
9. Detroit Pistons
10. New Orleans Hornets
11. Portland Trail Blazers
12. Houston Rockets
13. Phoenix Suns
14. Milwaukee Bucks
15. Philadelphia 76ers
16. Houston Rockets
17. Dallas Mavericks
18. Houston Rockets
19. Orlando Magic
20. Denver Nuggets
21. Boston Celtics
22. Boston Celtics
23. Atlanta Hawks
24. Cleveland Cavaliers
25. Memphis Grizzlies
26. Indiana Pacers
27. Miami Heat
28. Oklahoma City Thunder
29. Chicago Bulls
30. Golden State Warriors

Second round (also known as "The Deputy Commissioner Adam Silver Show"):

1. Charlotte Bobcats
2. Washington Wizards
3. Cleveland Cavaliers
4. Cleveland Cavaliers
5. Golden State Warriors
6. Sacramento Kings
7. Toronto Raptors
8. Denver Nuggets
9. Detroit Pistons
10. Portland Trail Blazers
11. Portland Trail Blazers
12. Milwaukee Bucks
13. Atlanta Hawks
14. Detroit Pistons
15. Philadelphia 76ers
16. New Orleans Hornets
17. Utah Jazz
18. New York Knicks
19. Orlando Magic
20. Denver Nuggets
21. Boston Celtics
22. Golden State Warriors
23. Los Angeles Clippers
24. Philadelphia 76ers
25. Dallas Mavericks
26. Toronto Raptors
27. Brooklyn Nets
28. Minnesota Timberwolves
29. San Antonio Spurs
30. Los Angeles Lakers

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