You know what, screw it. We're just going to hand the floor to
Metta World Peace. It all begins with these two tweets:
Can someone ask Herman Cain to bring some god father pizza to the meetings. Extra pork sausage on one,A side or parents fish and soy sauce! ... I bet if we bring god father pizza the deal gets done. Everyone goes back to work. Metta fouls out first game. Bill plaskche says i suck!!
- "I miss the LA times telling me how sucky I am. That's the best. End the lock out."
- "I miss jeff van gundy. The Malcolm X of announcers"
- "I miss the dance teams cheering because they have too not necessarily because they want to."
- "I miss Kobe taking shot after shot. Lmafo"
And there's so much more.
- "I miss the unhealthy plane food."
- "I miss staples low music in the arena."
- "Lebron misses Cleveland."
- "I miss locking down people."
- "I miss zen phil not giving Luke and Adam morrison playing time!"
- "I miss the bald headed Espn announcers."
- "I miss the going bald TNT announcers."
- "I miss the fans having a cold one a talking to me with the dragon breath."
- "I miss going to some arenas and seeing like 5 black people!!"
- "I miss Philly, Detroit and Boston fans. They craziest fans in the NBA. I be scared man!"
- "I miss going to Philly n Kobe buying Philly steaks."
- "I miss hitting one of the biggest shots in NBA history!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "I miss sitting the bench because I messed up on defense or shot too much."
- "I miss wearing my own sneaker company shoes and everyone else wearing other sneaker company shoes. I am the only player in the NBA who owns his own shoe company. Actually I own two sneaker companies!! I'm starting to sign players!!"
- "I miss the supersonics"
- "I miss Clyde fraziers lime green pig skin suites with orange slices throughout the linen and pitbull skit chin-klet-tas."
- "I miss the fans in Asia buying my sneakers and telling me to sing micheal micheal!"
- "I miss the refs running down the court like they have hot tomales in their pants.."
- "I miss Charles Barkley commentating"
- "I MISS ALL THE FANS!!!!! Without yal I can't buy my phantom! Without yal ,I'll be working in cotton fields making t shirts"
- "I miss my championship ring I gave away. Ron Artest Jr is a dumb ass. That's why I changed my name"
Oh man... NBA or not, I had no idea how much I missed
Ron Artest Mr. World Peace.
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