Wherein The Answer Gives The Best Deposition Answers Of All Time

Allen Iverson has been out of the NBA for some time, but man, just about every time he pops up in the news, you know you're in for something special. And today is no different. Over at Deadspin, check out excerpts of a recent testimony in a lawsuit deposition. A sample:

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Iverson: "I know you lurking. I know you lurking, man. I know you lurking," Iverson said. "How the hell you live with (it)? You've been involved with three suits against me. You know what to do. You got a plan."

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Lattimer: "I just go to work every day."

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Iverson: "I know, and I'm the one that pay you, and you know it. But not this time jack. … I die before I let you get me this time."

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"Not this time, jack."

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If you had to guess which superstar athlete past or present would give a deposition that sounds like a dice game, I'm pretty sure we all would have guessed Iverson. God Bless him.

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