Minnesota Timberwolves Tickets Now Cost Four Cans Of Vegetables

Our Minnesota Timberwolves blog, Canis Hoopus, was shopping for groceries today when it came across this.

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The promotion: buy four (4) cans of Butter Kernel-brand vegetables and receive two (2) tickets to a Timberwolves game. There are a freaking billion (a freaking 1,000,000,000) jokes to be made about these.

This is the one I have chosen to tell: the Timberwolves are trying to attract the hobo demographic because they know that a hobo fan base will follow them to wherever the franchise ends up relocating! More crappy jokes are after the jump.

  • Talk about a corny promotion, am I right? (from Chris Mottram)
  • Gus Johnson used to call Timberwolves games before moving on to bigger things. Now they can't a-spare-a-Gus!
  • I wish I could tell you that the Timberwolves are capable of making the playoffs, but I don't think they can!
  • The Minnesota Timberwolves!
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