Z-Bound Is Just The Tip Of The Zach Randolph Linguistic Iceberg

On Wednesday night, Memphis Grizzlies announcers referred to a rebound pulled in by Zach Randolph as a "Z-bound." This seems unusual until you realize the entire regional patois of the Memphis area has been changed by the emergence of Randolph as a local sports hero.

A short and very dumb list of that lingo follows.



La-Z-Boy [mad ready-made endorsements style] 

Z-gulls [scavenger bird style]

Bank Z-posits [fiscal style]

Baked Z-ti [via pasta style]

Zed-ucation [British style]

Zach Ran-golf [tee time style]

Z-rectile Dysfunction [ask your doctor about Cialis style]

Frying Pan-dolph [cholesterol style]

Boll Z-vil [agricultural pestilence style]

New Z-land [Hobbit style]

Nuclear Z-actor [radiation style]

Z-fund [money back style]

Z-fer [1950s jazz musician style]

Z-canted [intimidated witness style]

Ran-Dolph Lundgren [Swedish chemist/action star style]

Z-crets [not telling style]

Zed-necks [British trailer park style]

Lionel Mes-Z [soccer style]

Z-pointer [long range hoops style]

Zach-court violation [forgetful hoops style]

Z-first mentality [selfish style]

Z-hydration [beer style]

Z-nochle [old people cards style]

Baby Zach Ribs [sticky fingers style]

Zach Donaghy [30 Rock style]

Pon-Z Scheme [sketchy money style]

Dragonball Zach [curveball branding style]

Z-anna Troy [ESP alien style]

Z-no's Arrow [philosophical style]

Z-ma [middle school drunk style]

Zach-tung Baby [overrated U2 style]

Battle of the Coral Z [World War 2 historical style]

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