Because Ron Artest is suspended for Friday night's NBA playoff game between the Dallas Mavericks and Los Angeles Lakers, he needed somewhere outside the arena, but in Dallas, to watch the matchup. But where would Artest go to watch such a game? A betting man would go with gentlemen's club or bar, but the answer is a bit more classy than that.
Bruce Feldman's source -- read: his cousin -- knows where Artest is on Friday. And in our never-ending game of "Where in the world is Ron-Ron?" we now know, too.
My cousin is a hostess at Nobu in Dallas. She says Ron Artest is watching the Lakers-Mavs there.
Nobu is an upscale Japanese restaurant in Dallas. I was still hoping for gentlemen's club.