Mark Cuban Finds Trouble Sleeping With Mavericks' New NBA Championship Trophy

Mark Cuban, owner of the NBA Champion Dallas Mavericks, broke his silence after his team's thrilling victory Sunday to lay down a Miami Heat diss track and commend his wonderful star, Dirk Nowitzki. He also got a bit more active on Twitter than he had been over the course of the postseason. We learned that like other NBA champions, he had trouble sleeping in the immediate aftermath.

I think I know why. At 6 a.m. ET:

this will sound weird. Im laying in bed. with the trophy next me.#dreamcometrue

And hour and change later:

cant sleep. just thinking. In the immortal words of Sarah Melton....#woohoo ! #MFFL #NBACHAMPS ! Say it again #NBACHAMPS !!! #GOMavs

Mark, Mark, Mark ... you're never going to be able to stop thinking "Go Mavs!" and "NBA Champs!" so long as you're sleeping with a giant hunk of metal that represents ultimate victory! Perhaps put it in the corner, on a table or something?

Imagine Cuban laying with the trophy in some South Beach luxury hotel is almost as memorable as finding out that Ron Artest stayed in his uniform to party everywhere after winning the title with the Lakers last year.

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