So Mark Cuban, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Terry, and Brian Cardinal walk into a bar... They just won an NBA Championship and pulled one of the biggest Finals upsets in history. There is not enough champagne in the WORLD.
More insanity is after the jump.
They all partied at Club LIV after their Finals victory, making this a.) the party of the century, and b.) the only time in my life I can honestly say I wish I'd been in a South Beach nightclub on a Sunday night.
That Dirk photo comes via Twitter, where different moments from the Mavericks afterparty have been popping up all day long. For instance, here's Lil Wayne and Mark Cuban partying with the Larry O'Brien trophy. Here's Brian Cardinal gazing at a plate of Dirk's food. Also, Dirk's hammered.
Even Slim Thug, the rapper who tweeted that photo, said, "Are u f**king serious?" And make no mistake, when A RAPPER thinks something is completely over-the-top and surreal, we've reached a whole new level of ridiculousness. But what else would you expect? This is what happens when a billionaire like Mark Cuban wins a championship. As
Slim Mr. Thug noted:
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to spend the rest of the day searching for pictures of what was definitely the most awesome and awesomely hilarious party in the history of title celebrations. This photo gallery seems like the best place to start, but personally, I'm holding out for the photos of Brian Cardinal dancing shirtless between Lil Wayne, Deshawn Stevenson, and sixteen groupies. YOU KNOW IT'S OUT THERE.