Seven Circles Of Holy S#!t In 2011 NBA Playoffs: Dirk Nowitzki, Heat Lead Us To Our Inner Expletives

DALLAS, TX - JUNE 05: Dirk Nowitzki #41 of the Dallas Mavericks reacts in the second half against the Miami Heat in Game Three of the 2011 NBA Finals at American Airlines Center on June 5, 2011 in Dallas, Texas. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and/or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement. (Photo by Ronald Martinez/Getty Images)

The 2011 NBA Playoffs have been ridiculously bountiful in moments that make us scream in glee, in terror or just for the sake of screaming. As you'd expect, Dirk Nowitzki and the Miami Heat have played a magnificent role. Let's follow them through the Seven Circles of Holy S#!t.

The 2011 NBA Playoffs have been an orchard of Holy S#!t Moments, from the beginning to now, three games into the NBA Finals. Down every single row, there's some incredible comeback and life-affirming shot. Just when things have truly gone bananas, a talking grapefruit turns your attention to the next expletive-drawing heartstopper of a play.

Stars have given us all of their best, with Dirk Nowitzki, LeBron James, Derrick Rose, Kevin Durant, Carmelo Anthony and Chris Paul providing a number of outstanding, memorable efforts. The roleplayers, too, have gotten in the mix, with Gary Neal and Taj Gibson wearing out highlight reels. In the middle of it all are the roller coaster cases of Zach Randolph and Brandon Roy (never forget). It remains to be seen whether the season will be remembered for a better-than-fiction Finals and what narrative will override all in the history books. But it's safe to say that no matter what happens in the final few games, this postseason has been breathtaking beyond compare.

Does that seem overstated? Then feast your eyes on the Seven Circles of Holy S#!t in the 2011 NBA Playoffs.

The Seven Circles of Holy Shit

Our map of Holy S#!t is organized, like Dante's Hell, into circles, seven in our case. Two factors make a moment a Holy S#!t moment: high stakes, and mesmerizing spectacle. The recipe is different for each moment; that's part of what makes them so special. Dirk's stunning run to finish Game 5 against the Thunder, for instance, didn't have suffocating stakes; had Dallas lost, they had two more chances to finish off OKC. But the spectacle was marvelous. The opposite can be said of Chris Bosh' game-winner on Sunday: it didn't leave you gasping for air, but it won a crucial Finals game. Tremendous stakes, not a whole of sparkle ... still made you say "Holy S#!t."

Let's dig into the Circles of Holy S#!t, from the outer edge in.

Seventh Circle of Holy S#!t: Oh Snap

Sixth Circle of Holy S#!t: OMG

  • Z-Bo's run over the last five minutes of Memphis' clinching Game 6 win over the Spurs would land in the Fifth Circle if we all weren't already blinded by the Grizzlies' phenomenal swag. You can't state at the sun for too long, you know?
  • LeBron almost single-handedly killed the Bulls in Game 2 of the East finals as Miami held Chicago to 10 fourth quarter points.
  • One more time: CP3, not content to peel one game off of the champs, got stitches over his eye that had the effect of making him look like a Cure fan, and sunk L.A. with a nearly perfect game. I also consider this game an unspoken bat signal to Dallas: "Y'all can beat them."
  • Don't forget that the Knicks almost knocked off the Celtics in Game 1 of their series. Ray Allen saved the day with an extraordinary three-pointer.
  • There's nothing quite like watching the Grizzlies outclutch the San An-freaking-tonio Spurs on a Sunday morning. Shane Battier's three capped off a wonderful performance.
  • Lost in the Nuggets-Thunder series: J.R. Smith almost brought Denver back from down 10 in the final minute.
  • And finally, the opposite nearly happened in Game 4, with Westbrook missing a huge shot at the buzzer. Never have so many 4-1 series been so entertaining.

Fifth Circle of Holy S#!t: Did You See That?!

Third Circle of Holy S#!t: I Don't Believe It

  • It wasn't full of shiny highlights (excepting the frosting alley-oop), as it was predicated on tough defense. But watching the reviled Heat run away from the Mavericks in Game 1 of the Finals changed a whole lot of worldviews.
  • Game 4 of Bulls-Heat was the single best game of the East bracket, featuring a crazy Miami comeback, finished with a Wade flourish in overtime. In the five stages of grief, this game is also known as "acceptance."
  • Miami's overtime win in Game 4 against the Celtics can also be known as the "Chris Bosh Game." Boston's still recovering from overtime in this one.
  • Two words say it all about Game 4 of Thunder-Grizzlies: Triple. Overtime. (Seriously, this game itself could populate a whole new Circles of Holy S#!t map.)

Second Circle of Holy S#!t: [Expletives]

Inner Circle of Holy S#!t: There Are No Words

We have between two and four games left. What more magic do we deserve?

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