NBA Players Beg For Jobs On Twitter As Lockout Begins

If there's one thing the NBA lockout has confirmed already, it's that the players are all recycling jokes. As soon as the clock struck midnight and the lockout began, you just knew players were going to use the "I need a job card." And while the delivery was different from player-to-player, that assumption held true as players attempted humor by joking about being unemployed.

After the jump, superstars begging for jobs, passing along resumes and the Gilbert Arenas show.

I'm available for all bar and bat mitzvah and weddings..but my specialty is balloon animals..less than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Favorite Retweet Reply

Anyone needs their cars washed, look no further. Will wash for food!less than a minute ago via Twitter for iPhone Favorite Retweet Reply

I'm bout to lose my job who's hiring?! #hahahahless than a minute ago via UberSocial Favorite Retweet Reply


Charlie Villanueva was literally locked out as he ended his night with a sad trombone.

Maaaaan I just got locked out my house too. Not a good night!!! What else could go wrong?less than a minute ago via web Favorite Retweet Reply


But don't worry, y'all: Gilbert has a job. In fact, if you read his time-line from late Thursday night and early Friday morning, he seems like one of the more sane players when it comes to the lockout.

i hav a job..its to get in shape and be ready to play when its time to go..and tell a few jokes until thenless than a minute ago via HootSuite Favorite Retweet Reply


We've already seen all these jokes before, gentlemen. The NFL was here first and is way ahead of the curve when it comes to lockouts and lockout humor, if there is any. Besides, we all know what the players are making; they're not exactly hurting for money at this point, nor will players like Dwyane Wade for quite some time.

Drop the unemployment jokes and get back to planking.

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