Joe Johnson, Atlanta's $120 million man, was on campus at the University of Arkansas last week, and pictured above is Johnson's truck, which might just be the most impressively obnoxious automobile on earth.
Think about it. You've got enough room in that thing to have an orgy, the metallic paint job could cause a seizure (BALLIN!), and it's definitely loud enough to make someone like Adam Silver piss his pants. Just incredible. Ever wonder what it would look like if Michael Bay started making SUVs?
The details, from Arkansas 360 Sports, include "front and rear cameras, three flatscreen televisions, a train horn and a seat that folds out into a bed." And let's be honest: Who cares about a lockout when you've already got a truck with a motherf**ing TRAIN HORN?
(photo via Arkansas 360)