Tomorrow morning you'll wake up with your same life you had before that day, but the question remains...how do you do energy?
Great question. The kind of question that keeps us up nights. And LeBron James is here to help.
LeBron wants you to know that Sheets™, "the new way to do energy," will be available soon in malls, stadiums and arenas across America. Because if there's anything the children LeBron is marketing to need, it's a quick and easy way to get as much caffeine as possible into their bodies.
So how does the Sheets kiosk experience work, anyway?
The highly advanced, non-human retail experience educates consumers through two plasma screens embedded in the machine and allows for messaging to change daily.
"Highly-advanced, non-human" is perfect since that's exactly how one would describe LeBron as well.
So say goodbye to your old ways of doing energy. That's how your Grandpa did energy. This is a way of doing energy for OUR generation!