Rasheed Wallace Eyes A Comeback: Why Your Favorite Team Should Sign Him

Rashed Wallace wants to return to the NBA, which is an awesome development for NBA fans everywhere. The league will never reach a point where more Sheed is not needed. Sadly, it appears no NBA teams are interested in his services.

One league source who has talked with Wallace recently describes him as "serious" about a return to the NBA this season. Nevertheless, no teams contacted by Yahoo! Sports reported that they had any contact with Wallace, or his representative.

These teams are doing it wrong. How can you not make room for Rasheed Wallace on your roster? I guess I need to explain to all of them why this is an opportunity they can't pass up.

Here's why every team in the NBA should sign Wallace:

Atlanta Hawks: In Wallace's last game for the Hawks, he had a bad shooting night, but still scored 20 points. A team without Al Horford all year could use 20 points from a big man on a bad night.

Boston Celtics: If everyone else on the team played with as much heart as Wallace did in Game 7 of the 2010 NBA Finals, the Celtics would have two rings. Who better to explain the importance of pacing oneself to a veteran team?

Charlotte Bobcats: Now that Dean Smith isn't coaching, Wallace can finally show off all of his immense talent for a North Carolina team.

Chicago Bulls: He already knows how to score in the United Center.

Cleveland Cavaliers: He's already done what LeBron James did after his final game in Cleveland. The Cavs should sign him as a symbolic gesture so they can finally get closure.

Dallas Mavericks: No team better understands Sheed's commitment to playing hard.

Denver Nuggets: Because their big weakness is half-court shooting.

Detroit Pistons: They signed Ben Wallace to a two-year deal just to remember the good ol' days, so they can sign Sheed for four months to do the same.

Golden State Warriors: Their top healthy big man is Andris Biedrins.

Houston Rockets: Their only true center is Samuel Dalembert.

Indiana Pacers: Nobody is better at guaranteeing things will happen in Conseco Fieldhouse.

Los Angeles Clippers: Their top backups are Reggie Evans and Brian Cook. Plus, Chauncey Billups needs someone to rebound his misses again.

Los Angeles Lakers: A.C. Green couldn't guard him 11 years ago.

Memphis Grizzlies: The Grizzlies' power forwards are Marreese Speights and Dante Cunningham.

Miami Heat: If you can't beat LeBron James, join him. That's what LeBron would do! (Kidding, sort of).

Milwaukee Bucks: Wallace paired with Scott Skiles will make the Bucks interesting, even if it's for all the wrong reasons.

Minnesota Timberwolves: You know Sheed is going to push Darko Milicic in practice after Darko did this.

New Jersey Nets: The Nets' best frontcourt player is Kris Humphries.

New Orleans Hornets: He deserves the right to get his towel back.

New York Knicks: A beard-growing contest between Sheed and Baron Davis would improve team morale.

Oklahoma City Thunder: Wallace's reputation for being a "great teammate" should rub off perfectly on Russell Westbrook.

Orlando Magic: Pairing Sheed with Hedo Turkododo is an opportunity the Magic can't pass up.

Philadelphia 76ers: He's better than Tony Battie.

Phoenix Suns: The Suns' medical staff should magically get him back in shape.

Portland Trail Blazers: For old time's sake.

Sacramento Kings: That's it, DeMarcus. Embrace your hate! Feel it through your bones!

San Antonio Spurs: How many people guarded Tim Duncan better in his prime?

Toronto Raptors: He's better than Jamaal Magloire.

Utah Jazz: Because you can never have too many big men.

Washington Wizards: I'm sure Flip Saunders would love to have him.

There you have it, you guys. Now, let's get on it and bring this man back into the NBA.