Shaq bought a horse. This is what happens when the big man retires and gets bored -- not content to just fade away, lounging by a pool somewhere. Shaq doesn't know how to ride a horse, mind you, but he's trying to learn.
The revelation was part of the last few segments of Inside the NBA on Thursday night. It was around 2 a.m., the hosts were basically throwing out filler and somehow a video of Shaq riding a horse became a two-segment joke. He was also wearing house shoes on the set, all while goofing around and practicing post moves.
Whatever, this didn't need a sell-job. You were going to click to see Shaq, massive human that he is, riding a horse no matter what.
The short clip included plenty of laughs, and eventually led to a photoshopped picture of Charles Barkley diving on a calf being plastered on the screen. It was then we decided Shaq needed a reality show that just follows him around in retirement. Make this happen.