Much is being made of Tim Tebow's 316 yards on Sunday, given that Tebow is more a professional missionary that plays football than vice versa and given that John 3:16 is the most widely cited Bible verse (outside of Steve 3:16, circa 1998).
But has Tebow ever been called "Manna From Heaven" by his general manager? Uh no. Darko Milicic has. And he beat Tebow to 3:16, back on December 30. In a game against King James (!) and the Miami Heat, Darko had three points, one assist and six rebounds.
Darko 3:16: "For God so loved the Wolves, that He gave His only begotten Serbian gangster, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal LOLs."