We know that Shaquille O'Neal has a historically icy relationship with current Los Angeles Lakers superstar center Dwight Howard. We also know that the last time Shaq had a running feud with an NBA superstar, it ended with a profane line in a freestyle rap video.
You can see what comes next. In this video, discovered by Dime Magazine, Shaq kindly asks everyone listening, "Don't you ever call me Dwight Howard." Later, he adds that he is the "real Superman" and that he "lets his name do the talking."
It's no "Tell me how my ass tastes," and for that, we're disappointed. Shaq's creativity is declining as he gets further away from his playing days.