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Quick Cuts is a collection of the best in NBA Twitter. This week, Nick Collison explains the music industry, Kendall Marshall gets upset at Facebook, DeJuan Blair isn't very romantic, and J.R. Smith doesn't sleep.
Nick Collison explains what the Gangnam Style producers were thinking.
We will come up with a high energy song. It will have an aggressive dance that people with no rhythm will be able to easily execute.(cont)— Nick Collison (@nickcollison4) October 25, 2012
For this reason it w/be popular @ weddings and sporting events.The dance will be mostly hand movements. It will be called "Gangham Style"— Nick Collison (@nickcollison4) October 25, 2012
FOR THE RECORD: If it were that easy, we would be inundated with ten times as many insufferable dance anthems at sporting events and weddings. I think most of the blame/credit for Gangnam Style goes to the internet for getting everyone obsessed with that awful/great video.
Kendall Marshall is upset with Facebook:
Dear facebook, I'd rather not know when my message was read, huge ego killer.— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 25, 2012
And making self-deprecating jokes:
Imagine a world without gravity, athleticism wouldn't matter. That's the world I wanna live in.— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 24, 2012
And asking important questions:
Hol up, am I lame for callin it a bookbag? What y'all call it? Backpack?— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 24, 2012
Kendall Marshall = the greatest.
Meanwhile, DeJuan Blair isn't very romantic:
You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.— DeJuan Blair (@DeJuan45) October 25, 2012
And hey that's actually a pretty awesome idea, Stephen Curry:
When the #giants win this game and the series, Oracle should throw a panda or Pablo's face on the big screen for every 3 we hit— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) October 25, 2012
And finally, J.R Smith:
Very different! An we except it even if you don't, the life at the end of the tunnel has never been so far away! #TeamVamp— JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith) October 25, 2012
Shoutout to Jim Jones, always and forever.