#QuickCuts: Nick Collison explains Gangnam Style, and J.R. Smith doesn't sleep

Nick Collison explains what the Gangnam Style producers were thinking.

We will come up with a high energy song. It will have an aggressive dance that people with no rhythm will be able to easily execute.(cont)

— Nick Collison (@nickcollison4) October 25, 2012

For this reason it w/be popular @ weddings and sporting events.The dance will be mostly hand movements. It will be called "Gangham Style"

— Nick Collison (@nickcollison4) October 25, 2012

FOR THE RECORD: If it were that easy, we would be inundated with ten times as many insufferable dance anthems at sporting events and weddings. I think most of the blame/credit for Gangnam Style goes to the internet for getting everyone obsessed with that awful/great video.

Right?

Moving on...

Kendall Marshall is upset with Facebook:

Dear facebook, I'd rather not know when my message was read, huge ego killer.

— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 25, 2012

And making self-deprecating jokes:

Imagine a world without gravity, athleticism wouldn't matter. That's the world I wanna live in.

— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 24, 2012

And asking important questions:

Hol up, am I lame for callin it a bookbag? What y'all call it? Backpack?

— Kendall Marshall (@KButter5) October 24, 2012

Kendall Marshall = the greatest.

Meanwhile, DeJuan Blair isn't very romantic:

You wanna see a perfect relationship? Watch a movie.

— DeJuan Blair (@DeJuan45) October 25, 2012

And hey that's actually a pretty awesome idea, Stephen Curry:

When the #giants win this game and the series, Oracle should throw a panda or Pablo's face on the big screen for every 3 we hit

— Stephen Curry (@StephenCurry30) October 25, 2012

And finally, J.R Smith:

Hello my name is @therealjrsmith an I am a member of #TeamNoSleep we are a very unusual group an don't expect to be treated equal! We are

— JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith) October 25, 2012

Very different! An we except it even if you don't, the life at the end of the tunnel has never been so far away! #TeamVamp

— JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith) October 25, 2012

#VampAAMeetings will start next week from 6pm to 6am held by @jimjonescapo an myself

— JR Smith (@TheRealJRSmith) October 25, 2012

#TEAMVAMP.

Shoutout to Jim Jones, always and forever.