Kevin Durant is a cyborg who plays basketball and does little else. We already knew this, because it's been uncovered by countless fans, coaches and executives. But luckily for us, Oklahoma City Thunder coach Scott Brooks has some breaking news on the "is Durant actually human" beat.
Brooks on KD: "He doesn't comb his hair, very rarely washes his face when he wakes up...— Darnell Mayberry (@DarnellMayberry) November 16, 2012
"He just comes in and gets into the gym and gets his work in. He's so consistent and I admire that in him."— Darnell Mayberry (@DarnellMayberry) November 16, 2012
"He also doesn't shower unless his Nerf basketball rim is set up. Oh, and sometimes, he doesn't put on pants, because it takes too much time to pull them up over his legs, and he needs that time to play basketball."
Setting aside all the jokes we could make going down that path, here's a question I have: how would Scott Brooks know if Kevin Durant doesn't wash his face when he wakes up? Did I miss him becoming Durant's roomate?