BOSTON -- Kevin Garnett is the king of analogies, but sometimes they get away from him with unintended, yet often, hilarious results. Here's Garnett talking about chemistry after the Celtics escaped with a 100-94 overtime win over the Wizards on Wednesday night:
"You can't speed chemistry up. The more you practice, the more you get familiar with each other. There's no hit the fast forward button here. You got Comcast. Some shows you can't fast forward through, you got to let it go through and watch the silly-ass commercials and be pissed, right? This is what this is. Did I just take a shot at Comcast? Fuck it, I did. So what. I'm a Direct-TV guy anyway. Anyway look, this is what this. I'm not helping myself am I? Fuck it, anyway that's what's this is. We totally messed that up, right? But this is one them things where it just takes its course and you can't speed anything up. Next question. Please."
KG concluded his media session by wishing the press corps safe travels on their way home through snowy Boston. He's good like that.