Updated throughout the day with quick takes from staff.
MEMO: To all journalists
RE: Jeremy Lin puns
Please take advantage of the remaining Jeremy Lin puns for usage in headlines, stories and blog posts. They are the only ones left.
Linternational House of Fancakes [lowbrow cake fat breakfast LIN]
LINternational Hate Line [anti-hater rhetorical geographical LIN]
LINcompetent [off night hater term LIN]
PenicilLIN [weekend in Ibiza LIN]
BackpedaLINg [hesistant LIN]
BeastLINess [primal alpha male LIN]
BloodcurdLINg [Spectral Halloween LIN]
BoondoggLINg [public works project millions over budget LIN]
RumbLIN BumbLIN StumbLIN [Berman kill me cliche time LIN]
CLINcher [NY Post Future HeadLINe LIN]
MeLINoma [skin cancer awareness LIN]
Bo PeLINi [stroked out rageface Nebraska coach LIN]
Carolus LINnaeus [father of taxonomy LIN]
LINdependence Day [Bill Pullman Alien Slayer LIN]
DiscipLINe and Punish [Foucault LIN]
Ugly DuckLIN [misleading childhood story LIN]
LINsane In the Membrane [90s stoner rap LIN]
RolLIN in the Deep [obsessive ex-girlfriend LIN]
Roast Duck with FingerLINg Brotatoes [farm-to-table bro LIN]
FeLINiesque [Curvy ladies yelling at Marcello Mastroianni in skinny tie LIN]
FLINtlock Rifle [Appalachian standoff LIN]
GunsLINger! [Favre LIN]
FreebalLIN' [Underwear opponent LIN]
KilLIN' In the Name Of [dorm room marxist LIN]
KremLIN calLIN'! [Signs With Nets LIN]
LandLINe [Old people AOL service LIN]
LINzer Torte [Fancy jam cookie LIN]
Wichita LINeman [Glenn Campbell/Jimmy Webb LIN]
LINgua BANKua [big contract talks LIN]
LINdiana Motor Speedway [lactose-tolerant Indy Car Lin]
LINdsay Brohan [degenerate wastoid glamwhore-period LIN]
LogrolLIN' [beardy lumberjack LIN]
MandoLIN Rain [Bruce Hornsby proto-chillwave LIN]
MascuLIN/Feminin [Godard snob LIN]
PaLINdrome [Able Was I Ere I Saw Elba LIN]
PolLINation [Springtime Flower Sex LIN]
PopLIN [Underappreciated Textile LIN]
QuisLINg [Paranoid Political Rhetoric LIN]
RambLINg [Railway Hobo Troubadour With Floppy Hat LIN]
RassLIN' [Jericholic LIN]
Izzy StradLIN [Old Rhythm Rock Guitarist LIN]
SLINky [Toy Broken Two Hours After Purchase LIN]
StuntLIN Like My Daddy [short tattooed Drake-enabling NOLA rapper LIN]
Master SpLINter [Racist-Ass Cartoon Rat LIN]
Military-LINdustrial Complex [Noam Chomsky-type LIN]
SwashbuckLIN' [Piratical LIN]
The Legend of Zelda: LINk's Awakeneing [Epic 8-Bit Elf Saga LIN]
TasseLIN' [Western Wear Jacket LIN]
TortelLINi [sexy pasta LIN]
Alan TrammelLIN [old Detroit shortstop LIN]
WhaLINg Boat Protest [Greenpeace Japanese fisherman haters video LIN]
The YearLIN [Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings rustic Florida LIN]
Led ZeppeLIN [old bro rock LIN]
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Comments
Haters of Jeremy Lin?
LINcompoops
_________________
I'm Banana dammit!!!
by BurritoBrosShits on Feb 15, 2012 10:09 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
PLINko
[Price Is Right LIN]
Like SBMWV? Try PegPelvisPete! The same great taste of SBMWV w/50% more snark & just 140 characters per serving!
by She Blinded Me With Violence on Feb 15, 2012 10:12 AM EST reply actions
Sippin' on LIN and Juice
[West Coast LIN]
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Sports are chaotic and stupid; and we're bad at them.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 15, 2012 10:13 AM EST reply actions
genius
Off Tackle Empire
The quintessential Big Ten smoking room.
by Graham Filler on Feb 15, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions
Please tell me I'm not really the first one with this
All he does is LIN.
Team Speed Kills -- SBNation's SEC Blog
Follow me @Year2
Second Year -- Me on things other than sports
by Year2 on Feb 15, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions
You're not the first one with this.
by dannytanner11 on Feb 15, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions
There's even a T-shirt. It was seen during the game vs. the Lakers at MSG.
All I do is LIN LIN LIN
2012 Chiefs Draft Picks by Falcon58: CB Kirkpatrick/G DeCastro 1st rd, WR Wright/OT Adams or Sanders 2nd rd, QB Foles/ILB Cole 3rd rd, TE M. Williams/RB I. Pead 4th rd, S G. Iloka or DT/NT Hicks 5th rd, RB L. Dunbar or ILB Galippo 6th; FA Signings: NT Poliai or Hill; Resign: Carr, Bowe, Orton, McClain, Gordon, Belcher. Trade Dorsey for picks, promote Gordon to DT/DE.
by Falcon58 on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions
Spanish LINquisition
[Monty Python LIN]
Voodoo Five
The Toughest Blog in America
by Ken DeCelles on Feb 15, 2012 10:21 AM EST reply actions
Nobody expected that
2011-2012 Buffalo Sabres - Did the 2009 Avs kill this team and put their skin on?
Burgundy Wave - Colorado Rapids news, now with Colombian flair!
Crystal Palace FC - I've never been more proud. Eagles till I die!
by UZ on Feb 15, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
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LIN’s Burg Baby!!!!!!!: Knicks Crush Nets
LINdy Hop!!!: Lin’s ankle injury can’t stop Knicks from dancing through the playoffs
by Mark Mandingo on Feb 15, 2012 10:27 AM EST via mobile reply actions
paLIN
(Jerecudah LIN)
Goalie Coach? Goalie Coach!?! We don't need no stinkin' Goalie Coach!
by AceODale on Feb 15, 2012 10:28 AM EST via mobile reply actions
When you piss yourself watching him drain game-winners
Lincontinence.
by kmoorej on Feb 15, 2012 10:29 AM EST reply actions
HyperLINk ?
[gateway to further LIN information {LINformation}]
Twitter: @bgrosnick
Writer at Full Spectrum Baseball
by Bryan Grosnick on Feb 15, 2012 10:41 AM EST reply actions
Taking it on the LIN
What the last few opponents have done.
...I can count my years in scars...
by Boozy McHound on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM EST reply actions
SkyLIM
Elder Scrolls LIN
by illmitch on Feb 15, 2012 11:05 AM EST reply actions
Your mother happens to prefer
Anal LINtercourse
by Institutionalised on Feb 15, 2012 11:10 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
LINning Duh!
(No Description).
by Randy1375 on Feb 15, 2012 11:29 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
(Charlie Sheen LIN)
by Randy1375 on Feb 15, 2012 11:30 AM EST via iPhone app up reply actions
DragLIN
(Chinese LIN)
by Randy1375 on Feb 15, 2012 11:31 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
LINtendo WHEE!
Hi, my name is Michael Procton, and I will mindf*** you with logical yet (often) pessimistic retorts until the cows come home. Good Day.
--by Aisander D on Feb 4, 2012 7:59 PM EST
I gotta stop takin' my baths durin' Peter's shenanigans.
by MichaelProcton on Feb 15, 2012 12:51 PM EST reply actions
LINsanity: kicking everybody's LINg yang
"People don't really understand the light that I bring and just kind of shine on my teammates."
-Actual DeSean Jackson quote
by CaliCowboysFan92 on Feb 15, 2012 12:58 PM EST reply actions
LINatic
[Lin + Lunatic]
Never forget, I'm a complete idiot.
Follow me on Twitter
Author of Inside-Out Game
by Exhibit G on Feb 15, 2012 2:34 PM EST reply actions
I come from a LIN down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
2011-2012 Buffalo Sabres - Did the 2009 Avs kill this team and put their skin on?
Burgundy Wave - Colorado Rapids news, now with Colombian flair!
Crystal Palace FC - I've never been more proud. Eagles till I die!
by UZ on Feb 15, 2012 2:35 PM EST reply actions
LINception
[Lin infiltrates your dreams]
Never forget, I'm a complete idiot.
Follow me on Twitter
Author of Inside-Out Game
by Exhibit G on Feb 15, 2012 2:36 PM EST reply actions
I think you mean he LINfiltrates them.
2011-2012 Buffalo Sabres - Did the 2009 Avs kill this team and put their skin on?
Burgundy Wave - Colorado Rapids news, now with Colombian flair!
Crystal Palace FC - I've never been more proud. Eagles till I die!
by UZ on Feb 15, 2012 2:40 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
Never forget, I'm a complete idiot.
Follow me on Twitter
Author of Inside-Out Game
by Exhibit G on Feb 15, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions
[dickie V voice]
NYC is LIN-berg, baby!
"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."
by boyonthedock on Feb 15, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions
SiLIN Lucidity
Queensryche pun
by CA on Feb 15, 2012 4:00 PM EST via Android app reply actions
RiesLINg
White Wine LIN
by playoff_beard on Feb 15, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions
navel LINt
by Packey on Feb 16, 2012 5:04 PM EST reply actions
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