Via James Herbert, Tony Parker reveals to the San Antonio Express-News' Jeff McDonald the secrets to surviving the Spurs' annual, brutal rodeo trip in which the team must leave the comforts of home for almost three weeks so that the good ol' boys can recreate the Old West but with more clowns.
"Just go to nice restaurants with Pop and get tipsy sometimes," Parker joked. "That's the secret. Drink a lot of wine. It goes faster."
This quote kinda makes me want to go on the rodeo trip.