He was talking about his mask after Tuesday's game when he said, "I'm used to it now, man. I'm the black Michael Myers." Because yeah, you can't kill Michael Myers. He played 52 minutes in a double-OT victory Tuesday, and afterward when a reporter asked whether he'd be ready for a game Wednesday, Kobe said, "That's a silly-ass question." And this has been your regularly-scheduled reminder that Kobe's final years are just the best. He will say anything, do anything, shoot a thousand shots, tell Dwight Howard to f**k off... At this point, he's basically living his character from the Funny or Die videos.
God Bless the black Michael Myers.