This is not a drill, you guys. You can own Adidas' new basketball cowboy boots—or cowboy basketball boots?—RIGHT NOW for just 300 American dollars. They're perfect for all your rodeo-pickup-game needs, AND the shoe equivalent to what'd happen if Toby Keith impregnated Sheryl Swoopes. So giddy up, and get ready to turn the competition into tumbleweeds! Or something.

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