The fine folks who populate Twitter are trying really, really, really hard to make jokes about Amar'e Stoudemire punching the glass that protected a fire extinguisher in the Knicks' locker room following their 104-94 loss to the Miami Heat on Monday. Most of them revolve around Stoudemire finally "crashing the glass," and that's lame. Several others are funnier. Here are our two favorites.
Carmelo taking care of the snitches. RT @SpearsNBAYahoo: Knicks guard JR Smith said he believes Amare received stitches on the injured hand.— Taco Trey Kerby (@treykerby) May 1, 2012
"SEASON: EXTINGUISHED" - New York Post headline tomorrow, probably.— Sean Highkin (@shighkinNBA) May 1, 2012
Somewhere, a New York Post headline writer is reading that last tweet and coming up with something even better.