Amar'e Stoudemire Injury: Things He Should Have Punched

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In the wake of Amar'e Stoudemire assaulting a fire extinguisher case and sitting at least one playoff game, SB Nation's Dan Rubenstein and Matt Ufford offer up suggestions for both Stoudemire and any other NBA player looking to take out their post-game aggression on hard, stationary objects without sacrificing blood and game time.

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As an added bonus, this video is literally the first time the term "koosh ball" has appeared on camera in 14 years.

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