The Kobe That We Used To Know

You didn't have to taaaaaake that shot,
Just drive the lane and dump it off to either Pau or Bynummmm,
Those two guys are reeeeeeally tall,
And when you keep it for yourself we never score enough,
You didn't have to hogggg the ball,
You're triple teamed so kick it out to either Blake or Sessionnnns,
I know that they don't shooooot so well,
But you're really not the Kobe that we used to know,
You're really not the Kobe that we used to know

This Kobe video is the best Kobe video.

500,000 words of Henry Abbot's True Hoop criticisms finally make sense. Enjoy it:

(HT: Midwest Sports Fans, @JLaPuma)

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