Oh Shawn Kemp, oh Shawn Kemp, wherefore art thou, Shawn Kemp? The former Sonics great was performing Shakespeare before all the World's stage (or really, just the stage of a Seattle fundraiser) on Sunday. To wear a Sonics jersey, or not to wear a Sonics jersey? That was the question Kemp had to answer, and he ultimately decided that the green No. 40 apron was the thing.
While you may be here to bury his performance, not to praise it, I would say you doth protest too much. All that seems awkward is not awkward. Acting, thy name is Shawn.â†µ
Good night, sweet Reignman. We shall forever compare thee's game to a Blake Griffin.â†µ