A high five is an easy thing to pull off for 95 percent of the human population. All you have to do is coordinate your open fist with the open fist of another human being. I’m no athlete, and even I can do it.
So why can’t Chris Bosh?
After the Heat won Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Boston Celtics, Bosh whiffed on a high five at center court. Now, after an especially good stretch in Game 2 of the NBA Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder, he can’t even get it right with a teammate. Observe:
The only way Bosh gets off is if Ronny Turiaf faked him out on purpose. Otherwise, c’mon Chris. Get it together.