Miami Clinches Horrific Celebratory Car Paintjob Championship

LeBron James hasn't won his first title yet, but Miami can already claim every sort of title in the field of having fans paint really awful and ugly things on their cars. @Itsjaniec Instagrammed some possibly safe for human consumption images of cars surrounding AmericanAirlines Arena before the game.

Exhibit A: "El Heat." Casting correct Spanish vocabulary to the side for the sake of painting what it says on the "Noche Latina" jerseys the Heat wear every once in a while on the side of one's car:

Exhibit B: "Mercedes-Bronz." You went out and bought a Mercedes Benz and then got a picture of LeBron James, possibly depicted as Two-Face? However, props for being accurate down to the "XVI" on the mouthguard.

Here's to seeing whether Miami will contend for not one, not two, not three, but some indeterminate amount of Horrific Celebratory Car Paintjob Championships.