LeBron James Just Realized He So Totally Won The Finals: A Twitter Adventure

Friday morning, LeBron James tweeted:

OMFG I think it just hit me, I'm a CHAMPION!! I AM a CHAMPION!!

— LeBron James (@KingJames) June 22, 2012

This tweet came about 11 hours after LeBron's Heat won the NBA Finals. Judging from this tweet, these 11 hours must have been very strange for him. Let's go through the timeline of events. FAKE TWEETS BELOW.

We won the Finals! Next step: the Really Seriously Finals For Real This Time! Fan Up Miami!

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:02 a.m.

I've never been past the Finals before. Is it like a Mike Tyson's Punch-Out sort of deal where you fight Bald Bull again?

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:04 a.m.

The Celtics are probably the Bald Bull of the NBA. I guess we play them.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:06 a.m.

I'm trying to make a Pistons/Piston Honda analogy but I can't get it to make sense and it's really pissing me off.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:07 a.m.

Anyway the Bulls are clearly King Hippo.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:08 a.m.

They rolled a stage onto the court for us. I guess I'll just play it cool and pretend I know what's going on.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:11 a.m.

Maybe if I keep standing on this stage they'll eventually roll it to wherever I'm supposed to go next. #stages #standing

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:11 a.m.

@BarackObama @neiltyson @Prof_S_Hawking hey do you guys know what's happening

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:12 a.m.

People are throwing torn-up bits of paper everywhere. Seems wasteful

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:15 a.m.

You can use paper to draw pictures of basketballs

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:29 a.m.

Uhhh ... alright now they're shooting bottles of some kind of drink at me. I tasted it but I don't know what the hell this is.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:54 a.m.

It tastes like if Dunkin' Donuts made beer. Or like some other business that you would never EVER expect to make beer.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 12:56 a.m.

Michael's.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 1:03 a.m.

WAIT. A Little Caesars inside of a Big Lots. Holy grahamcrackers that would be sad. Anyway it tastes like that.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 2:07 a.m.

Welp, I still can't really get a handle on what's going on but by this time I'd look like an idiot if I asked. Time for bed.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 2:08 a.m.

I just got up and looked at the schedule. There aren't any more games.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 8:27 a.m.

Wait, please explain "end" RT @Prof_S_Hawking: its the end of the season u dumass

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 8:34 a.m.

I've seriously never heard of this before. RT@Prof_S_Hawking: "end' = u do some shit n dont do it anymore. what a buttmunch

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 9:09 a.m.

OK well ... there aren't any more games ... and we won the last one, so ...

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 10:34 a.m.

oh god. OH GOD.

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 10:51 a.m.

OMFG I think it just hit me, I'm a CHAMPION!! I AM a CHAMPION!!

— LeBron James (@KingJames) June 22, 2012

Anyway the Spurs are Soda Popinski

— LeBron James (@KingJames) 11:40 a.m.