The Miami Heat Championship Parade In An Alternate Universe

Basically, if you want Kanye West to win the NBA championship and then dedicate the title to his mostly imaginary haters who thought it would never happen and then cry about it and then buy a new, slightly larger private plane and fill it with cocaine and models and then pilot it into John Galliano's pool and then talk about how no one understands how or why he crashes planes into pools because they don't get him and could never be him because they're not built for that shit, then you should cheer for the Heat.

That was David J. Roth using his imagination before the NBA Finals began... Now the NBA Finals are over and the Heat won and today we have the championship parade and... Maybe somebody's going to crash a private plane full of models into John Galliano's pool?

While Kanye and D-Wade dance on stage to "Take On Me"?

That's what any Heat parade SHOULD look like.

The haters aren't even built for this shit.

(Kanye via @edsbs)

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