I'm not sure if Boston mayor Thomas Menino is confused enough to pronounce a team on the verge of a third NBA Finals bid in five years as the "Keltics," but his other mistakes are egregious enough to make it a possibility.
From The Globe's sports blog:
"There's a lot of heart on this team, let me just tell you," Menino said. "K.J. is a great ... but Hondo's really the inspiration. I mean Hondo drives that team."
Yes, the 72-year-old John "Hondo" Havlicek is really driving this team. And Kevin "K.J." Johnson, the mayor of Sacramento and a retired All-NBA point guard, is great. Lots of heart on this non-existent team.