While LeBron James has had one of the best first halves of his NBA career, he also remains follicularly-challenged. And he momentarily lost his headband, giving THE ENTIRE WORLD a look at LEBRON JAMES' TRUE HAIRLINE.
LeBron could score 70 points in the second half and his hairline would still come in for criticisms, but he's sort of screwed by genetics in this one minor way. Despite being blessed with athleticism that dwarfs almost every other NBA player, he has a hairline that has receded back behind even where the French set up encampments in World War II, and his head is the wrong size and shape to pull off going entirely bald well.
But if LeBron did opt for the chrome dome look, and kept the chin beard he's been working with for weeks, he would definitely look like a pharaoh. That would be cool, I guess.