Net Cords: The Incredible Story Of Samardo Samuels Amazing Weight Loss Story

As if you needed more proof of how awesome our blogs are, here's the incredible story about Samardo Samuels and the 30 pounds he lost in three months. Chances are you don't know who Samardo Samuels is and if you do, there's an even greater chance that you really don't care about him or the 30 pounds he lost in three months.

But you should care about this story about how he lost the weight. Not because it's an incredible tale of adversity overcome (fried foods) or reveals some medical miracle, but because it's just an awesome blog post that you can't possibly find anywhere else.

Fun with Mathematics: Samardo Samuels Weight Loss Edition - Fear The Sword
Personally, I think it's a much funnier, awesome story, if Samardo simply had to remove onion rings from his diet to get into such amazing shape. That said, let's run with that thought. How many deep-fried Twinkees and how many pounds of french fries would one have to be eating to be able to lose that much weight in such a short time? Let's turn to my old friend Mathematics to find out!

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