If you paid attention to nothing but the Internet, you might think cats rule the world.
I've got a crazy phobia about cats. For some reason, I'm always thinking they're going to scratch me. If a cat walks up, I'm going, "Oh no, this dude about to scratch me -- I know it!" Cats scare the hell out of me. I love animals, but I'm no cat lover.
And if you've got a buddy who wants to get a cat? Z-Bo says no.
Yo, I'm serious, tell your friend -- tell him right now: You don't need no cat, Mike. Buy a dog.
You heard him world: no more cats. Zach Randolph has spoken.