We think that if Glen Davis had actually eaten a human during an NBA basketball game we probably would've heard about it by now, but it was a Raptors-Magic game so who knows? Maybe it slipped past us, and up there is the first bite he took before the screen went black. Maybe Glen Davis was hungry after another rookie forgot his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Or maybe this is some sort of twisted "50 Shades Of Aaron Gray" foreplay. Who knows!
But this is what we all get for missing the Raptors-Magic game last night.
Now we'll probably never know, will we?