You can put your smallest player on Blake Griffin. You can put your biggest player on Blake Griffin. You can put them both on Blake Griffin. And it still might not make a difference.
Congratulations, everyone! That's it, we're done here. Blake Griffin has successfully destroyed all narratives with a single play.
You say he has no post moves? Here he uses every single post move ever combined into one maneuver!
You want to talk about clutch? Well it doesn't get much more CLUTCHZZZ!11!!1OMGGOMGOM than time winding down late in the game, trying to get a shot up in double coverage.
Well done, Blake Griffin. Well done. You have bested us.